The Pole 202 and bailout Math 101

**hey commenters, I posted the bailout the same way I received it in an e-mail, didn’t check the math, sorry, but I liked the numbers as is so I chose to leave it so we could all dream for a day, I admit it was an edgy dream though : )

On another note, cindy, Ann, and EJ, I will address your ’sex’ q’s shortly, oh and thanks for asking…my guess is that if you clicked through based on that Hump Day entry you are going to enjoy this Wednesdays entry as well : ) I’m flattered that you seek my opinion/advice on such ‘near and dear’ matters, I will do my Zen best to accommodate you.

Let’s go lite today though, I’m tired now and the political serious silly season is upon us, it’ll get weirder and more elaborate everyday anyway, with or without my commentary.

I’m going to talk about a class, a pole dancing class…Yes, I still take it, I started about four months ago and now I’m just hooked. It’s an incredible workout, it’s fun and very freeing to fly your body around a pole and it’s a sure bet on upping your mojo - if you catch my drift ; )

Yes, yours truly was so tired that by the time I was supposed to ‘present dance’ DNA, that is dancing your own version of a song of choice. I wanted slowish yet lyrically hot and reflective of - well, my needs : ) but the class had already run late, two hours tonight…the moves went slow…

I didn’t do as much pole spinning and flying as I usually do but what I did do was apparently fun to watch bc when I finished my teacher yelled out, ‘Amazon, YOU are f**king HIRED!!’ hahaha…she also made a funny comment about my ’six feet of femiNINE pulchritude’ oh yeooow…

Mostly what I was doing looked like a long stretch after a long night of sleep (or something…) and some limber leg moves stroking up and down the pole, head and shoulders on the floor, totally engrossing.

 - and this HERO song - well, I love the idea of a hero who’s strong and fast and fresh in the fight…and he’s got to be larger than life - ooh - by night only though, hey by day I only need me, I’m my own heroine : ) and I’m larger than life and fresh in the fight - uh huh - and now we’re all convinced that I am, in fact, a legend in my own mind, right? Yes, it’s true, but if I’m not crazy about me who else would be?